[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[PENGUINS CHIRPING]
Our secret mission to capture the lce King is under way,
though I probably shouldn't say stuff like that out loud.
[MUMBLING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[SINGSONG VOICE] Who is it?
Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
Oh, someone left me a gift.
Peanut brittle?
But I'm on a diet!
[CLATTERS] [CHUCKLES]
Should've stuck to your diet!
Oh!
Finn, you have destroyed my faith in canned peanut brittle!
Zap! Oh, no!
My crown has all my powers in it!
Wrap attack!
How 'bout I swaddle you up like a sweet baby?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
We finally captured the lce King!
Why'd we do this again?
Princess explained it all when she sent us on the mission, 'member?
Go capture the lce King and bring him to me.
Hmm.
She really didn't explain anything.
I'm sure she's got a good reason.
[LIGHTNING STRIKES]
Where is everybody?
Yeah, this place is deserted, except for that guy.
Ich bin hier, Finn.
[BOTH SCREAM]
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
It's me, der Princess.
Did you bring him? - Sure did.
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
So, what did the lce King do to --
[MUMBLES]
No time! Now, quickly, with me!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Ttublaw!
What's the password?
[GIGGLES]
You got me!
BOTH: Secret door!
This stairway leads to the dungeon where we'll toss that lousy lce King!
What awful thing did he do to get tossed in there?
[SCOFFS]
He didn't do anything -- not a thing.
What?
It's a long story, Finn.
You see, the lce King --
Princess Bubblegum, you're needed at once in the grand hall.
No!
I need more time!
Gosh, I'm sorry.
All right, all right.
I have to go.
You two just guard the lce King until I return.
And be prepared to make him howl with pain.
You got it, Princess!
[OWL HOOTING]
Oh, this is a total rook!
Settle down, prisoner!
We got to record your belonging.
One magical crown.
[WHISPERING] Probably stolen.
I didn't steal it!
I made that item -- made it with the magic that I stole!
So hand it over or I'll strike menacing poses at you!
Cool it, inmate!
[SPLUTTERING]
Aah! Aah!
These bars can't hold me forever!
Hey, there's only like two of them.
You fools have no business guarding prisoners.
Oh, yeah?
Well, how about these helmets we found?
And we got the oculus of rehabilitation!
Huh?
[DEEP VOICE] Be better!
And the shelf of penitence!
[CRYING]
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
How about you just hand me my crown?
I'll create some ice bars.
Okay!
No, Jake! it's a trick!
I'm toying with you [LAUGHS EVILLY] psychologlcally!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
FINN: Finished!
So, what am I being charged with?
Um...
Five counts of jerketeering. Ha!
Yeah.
What does it matter?
Gah!
Of course it matters!
The way it works is, first,
I transgress your meaningless rules,
and then you maliciously persecute me!
That makes sense.
You do bad stuff, I punish you.
Fool!
You have disrupted that order for --
Are you ready for this?
I have committed no recent crime!
Really? Um...
[CACKLES]
I'm rockin' your world view!
Jake, he ls starting to
convince me we're doing a bad thing!
Dude [SLURPS] be calmed by my saliva and think of all
the terrible things he's done.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're still a jerk that deserves to be in jail!
Oh, yeah?
You know who really deserves to be in jail?
I will show you the true jerks!
Behold!
[WIND WHISTLES]
Uh, it's too dark.
Behold!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Behold!
[GRUNTS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Behold the true jerks!
The jerks is us?
Jake, am I going crazy?
It seems like the lce King is right about this.
But if he's in the right, then that means we're in...
The Candy Kingdom!
No.
It means much, much worse.
On your feet!
Is it time for my hour in the yard, boss?
No.
We're letting you go.
We decided that it's wrong to imprison you.
This is a trick, huh?
Get out of here before I change my mind!
There must be someone waiting outside to beat me.
Ooh, is that my crown over there?
[SIGHS]
I'm glad that's all taken care of.
No...
Not quite yet.
Aw!
Sorry, but since we're the bad guys this time, we got to go to jail.
This sucks.
Hey, get out of my room!
Y-you're still here?!
J-just get out of here, man!
So...
You're really breaking me out?
Like I said, it's wrong to imprison you.
You mean, you believe me?
Oh, can it be?
Has all the hatred between us somehow transmuted into something more?
A friendship?
A best friendship?
Knucks!
[LAUGHS]
Slaps in disgust, eh?
Ooh, let's call them "Slappy D's!"
Okay, see you later, my bosoms!
I am no man's bosom.
Cast "detect secret door!"
Success! [CACKLES]
Sorry for the delay.
Man, there are a lot of secret doors around here.
And now, lce King, prepare to howl with...
Pain?
Wow, she's so proud we did the right thing that she almost looks enraged.
Where is the lce King?
Finally, freedom and friends forever!
What have you done?!
[GROWLS]
What have we done?
I'll show you!
[GASPS]
[ALL MOANING]
Achoo!
Aah!
Yep, even ol' Starchie's sick.
A plague of freezer-burn flu.
Ice King did this?!
Well...
Yes and no.
It happened three days ago.
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, Princess, check out my new trick!
It's snowing!
It's snowing for you!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: We don't think he was trylng to spread disease.
But soon, the entire Kingdom was infected by his beard flakes.
Through my research, I quickly discovered that the only way to
cure my people was to obtain the pained howls of the lce King himself.
But when I pleaded with him directly...
Please, I beseech your aid in the name of common decency!
So, let me get this straight.
You're hitting on me.
No!
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
I think I heard the word "virile" in there.
Oh, she's definitely hitting on me.
No!
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
Begone, you biddies!
He had his chance to help, and he did nothing!
Oh, my gosh.
She came to me this time!
I had no choice but to try and take his wails by force.
By getting us to beat the tar out of him?
I can't just beat up the lce King for nothing.
That's against my alignment.
I know! I know!
You're right! [SOBS]
But I'll get him to give up those howls voluntarlly.
I swear it.
Oh, thank you, Finn!
L...
[CRYING]
Shhhh.
Dude, how are we gonna get those howls?
Oh, I've got a plan to trick him, but you won't like it.
That sounds ominous.
I don't like it!
Ice King, come forth!
LCE KING: I'm coming forth!
Is that the voice of friendship I hear?
So, are you fellas ready for game night?
Game night?
Well, that's weird.
What? Why?
You do know how friends act, right?
You've had friends before.
Uh... yes?
Yeah, so you know how friends are always howling in pain for each other.
Yeah. Right!
Everyone knows that.
[CHUCKLES]
Will you howl for me, pal?
Ooh, of course, friend.
Oh! [GIGGLES] Sorry!
Oh, I've got the sillies.
I couldn't possibly howl without giggling uncontrollably.
I'm just so giddy about you being here.
[GIGGLES]
I'm a banana! [GIGGLES]
Don't slip on me!
We're out of options.
Let's just beat it out of him!
No, Jake, we --
Wait a sec.
There's a bug on you, friend.
Smack!
[GRUNTS]
Biscuits! Now's my chance!
You know, I carved these game pieces from my own teeth.
FINN: Boohoo, boohoo, boohoo.
Huh?
Crying?
Boohoo.
You hit me, lce King.
I don't think I could live anymore, knowing my best bosom hit me.
I was only saving you from poo poo palms.
I'm dying because I know you care not for me.
Bleh.
No!
My -- my bosom!
What have I done?!
My friend!
My only friend!
Hey, what about me?
Why?!
Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?!
ALL: Huh?
Starchie's feelin' healthy again -- a bit too healthy, if you ask me.
[ICE SHATTERING]
They're all getting better.
Finn and Jake did it! [GASPS]
[SPEAKING GERMAN]
[SIGHS]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, well.
Gunter, dispose of Finn's carcass.
Harrumph!
Good job!
Those wails must have reached all the way back to --
Did you see how fast he dropped my lifeless body?
That's just mean.
Finn, if I came across your lifeless body,
I'd clasp you dramatically for a kajillion years.
Thanks, man.
Hey, why wait?
Play dead, Finn.
Why?!
[LAUGHS]
Why?!
[LAUGHS]
Why?!
BOTH: Adventure Time!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
FINN: [LAUGHS]
Awwww... Yes!
[CHUCKLES]
[DEEP VOICE] Oh, yeah.
[LAUGHS]
Jake, get ready for a slap in the jowls!
[LAUGHS]
Seriously, though, get ready...
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
...for a day filled with adventure!
Whoa, really?!
Yeah, man!
[LAUGHS AND SNORTS]
I wrote on my arm this "To Do" list of cool junk.
Number one -- Backflip off this
bridge and do the splits.
Number two -- Track down and slay
a goblin horde.
Number three -- Storm clouds?
Hmm.
[GASPS]
Finn, it's a knife storm!
[LAUGHS AND SNORTS]
It's rainin' knives, man!
Come on!
I've never seen a knife storm before.
It's beautiful!
Looks like we're staying in today, kid.
Well, what are we gonna do?
Who wants to play video games?
BOTH: Beemo!
What's on the menu, Beemo?
I've created a new game called "Conversation Parade."
Start it up, Beemo.
All right!
♪ What do you think about the stars in the sky? ♪
It's okay, I guess.
Yeah, they're cool.
♪ That is an interesting response ♪
Battery low! Shut down.
- Boo! - Beemo, that was weak.
What now?
Hey, ooh, ooh, dude,
I know something totally rockin' we can do!
Whoa! What?
Let's use our of imaginations, man!
Barf that!
Imagination is for turbo nerds
who can't handle how kick-butt reality is.
I'm a kick-butt reality master!
I would rather die than be imaginative.
I mean that.
Eh, your loss.
Aah! Lava! Lava all around us!
[SHOUTING]
Lava on the floor!
Shut up, man.
Seriously, man, there
must be an enchantment on the house or something!
I'm not playing your child-style games, guy.
Watch and learn as I master...
Reallty.
Noooooo!
[SIZZLING]
Aaaaaaaaah!
[SHOUTING]
Jake, what the hay-hay?!
I was just playing around with my imagination,
and then everything got intense.
It's like...
Whatever you imagine becomes real.
That's bananas!
Don't imagine blowing apart my own brain!
Don't imagine my eyeballs coming
alive and flying around with rocket packs!
Dude, imagine that
Beemo invented a better video
game and that he has new batteries.
BOTH: Whoa!
But first, stop imagining Lava!
[GRUNTS] I can't!
My imagination's too amazing!
Imagine turning your imagination off.
I can't, dude.
But I think I can imagine an imagination-turning-off machine
that is upstairs, surrounded by a crudload of traps, ghosts,
monsters, and poison fountains
and -- and girls!
Cute girls and hamsters!
Can't you make it easier to get to that machine?
You can't hold this baby back.
That's bad parenting, Mama!
Then it's up to me to take your imagination downtown!
Let's go to the den and suit up!
Neat!
Grab that missile.
Okay.
And get that Cosmic Gauntlet.
Nah.
There's a better one over by the desk.
[GRUNTS] Unh!
Ow.
What did I just hit?
I'm imagining a wall.
You can just go around it.
Really?
That's it?
There isn't any invisible, angry troll or anything?
Well, there's one now.
- [TROLL GROWLS] - Look out!
Aah, I can feel it on my foot!
Whoa!
[TROLL GRUNTING]
I'll kill you, troll!
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
You're kicking too high!
He's shorter than you!
[GRUNTING]
All right!
You're getting him, man!
[GRUNTING]
Uh-oh. Now you're upper-cutting his family.
[WOMAN SHOUTS]
[LAUGHS] You just kicked his wife in the face.
[WOMAN SHOUTING]
She's coming back for revenge.
Cram this!
We got to book it to your imagination machine!
Aah!
The knife storm, remember?!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY] Whew!
[SIGHS, BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh, boy.
Ooh!
[CHUCKLES]
Finn, I found some candy.
[MUNCHING]
Mmm! Mm-mmm!
It tastes like banana candy, man.
[SLURPS] Mmm!
Here, man. Try some.
[MUNCHES]
FINN: Okay, try to imagine some kind of...
steel umbrella over the bridge so...
we don't get knifed.
Okay. [GRUNTS]
It is done.
Uh...
[LAUGHS]
Hey, you did it, man!
DEEP VOICE: Hold, voyagers!
To cross this bridge, you must
first pass the test of the riddle.
An imaginary Riddle Master?
[LAUGHS]
[SIGHS]
Ask me your riddle, Riddle Master!
I accept your test!
RIDDLE MASTER: Then brace yourself, fool, for this riddle comes from a
mysterious, faraway land.
Lay it on me!
Yes, um...
The riddle -- uh, it cometh,
uh...
I-I can't imagine a riddle.
Dude, just make it super easy.
The riddle cometh!
Tell me, voyager, what is simple and yet also a riddle.
Man, that riddle sucks!
That is the wrong answer!
The penalty is...
Death by snakes!
Yeah, right!
I got a missile!
[SHOUTS] - Nooooooooo!
Aah!
You exploded the snakes right at us!
I can feel them all over my face,
imaginary poison coursing through my veins!
I'm sorry, brother! I'm sorry!
Let's just get to your imaginary machine,
and we'll be okay!
Aah, a big bowl of baby elephants, chain saws,
and doo-doo is flying towards us! Jump, dude!
[SHOUTS]
Here comes a soul eater!
Snap its neck!
Ow! [CACKLES]
[GASPS]
The Bazooka Goblin has you in its sights!
Hey, don't shoot us with that bazooka!
[CACKLES]
Don't you do it!
[CACKLING CONTINUES]
Don't do it, man!
GOBLIN: Heh heh-heh heh. Okay.
Oh, yeah!
[BOTH LAUGH]
All right, use your powers or something.
This poison is about to kill me.
All right. Going up!
Check it -- My imagination-off
machine is left of the bed.
Is it clear?
Yeah.
I mean, there's a bunch of cute girls,
but they shouldn't bother you.
Yah!
Uh, where...
Where is this? I can't...
Aw, man.
Oh, I found the shut-off lever!
Cool, man!
[GIRL GIGGLES]
Dang, girl, if you weren't a
figment of my imagination, I'd want to have your baby.
[GIRL GIGGLES]
What are you laughing at?
All right, I'm gonna turn it off.
[GROWLS] - Unh!
You said it was clear of danger!
Dude, I can't see anything!
I must have imagined an invisible monster!
What?!
Well, how do I kill it?!
Ugh! Aah! Oh!
I'm coming, buddy!
[PUNCHES LANDING]
All right, lnvisibo, eat a piece of this!
[GRUNTS] Hurry, Finn!
Get to the lever!
Okay.
Aah!
I'm doing it!
Aw, yeah!
The imaginary poison is gone, Jake!
Jake?
[MOANS]
Hey, come on.
Wake up, man.
Hello, Finn.
I am awake and healthy.
Jake, what happened to your bombastic personality?
I do not know what you mean.
I am perfectly bombastic.
Nah, man, nah.
Something's wrong.
Tell me something amazing.
But, Finn, I cannot tell you something amazing as
there is nothing amazing happening around us that I can
describe for you.
Aw, see, man?
You suck now!
Crap. It's your imagination.
You need that thing.
[SIGHS]
[VIOLIN DRONES]
Jake, stop it, man.
You're just playing one continuous note.
One note is all that is needed.
[SCOFFS]
I'm gonna turn your imagination back on.
Uh... where...
Jake, your imagination on/off switch has vanished!
True.
Doth thou not remember shutting down mine imagination?
I remembereth.
I am happy that my imagination is gone.
It was purposeless.
No, it was the opposite of that stuff.
I know this now, only too late.
Okay, man, I'm gonna try to imagine an imagination-back-on
switch for you.
And so you know, if there's
anything dainty inside my imagination,
I'm gonna be...
mad!
Imagination go!
What the stuff?
Well...
This isn't so bad.
Nothing lame, at least.
Hey, and there's Jake's imagination switch!
♪ Welcome to your lmagination Land ♪
♪ I am your imagination band ♪
Cram!
Oh, maybe I can try imagining something.
Hmm!
♪ Imagination cans ♪
♪ We can shake our imagination cans ♪
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
Now for that switch.
[BRITISH ACCENT] Good morrow, Sir.
My name is Bellamy Bug.
Would you care for a crocheted doily my daughter made?
She imbued it with her tears.
You see, she recently broke up
with a gentle dandy.
No!
How'd you get in my lmagination Land?!
[LAUGHS]
I don't know, my young fellow.
You tell me.
Perhaps I represent your secret desire to be civilized.
Represent this!
[GRUNTS] And this!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, I say! Oh! Oh!
Ow! Ouch! Oh! Ow!
[PENGUINS CHIRPING]
[CHUCKLES]
Penguins. [LAUGHS]
All right.
I hope this works, Jake.
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS] Yeah!
[FAIRY GIGGLES]
Huh? Hey, get away from that.
Don't push that "Hyper Drive" button.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I can imagine everything!
[GRUNTS]
Take a hike, fairy!
FINN: Normal style!
Aah!
Oh!
Oh, man.
I imagined my mom naked. Yuck!
Jake, you okay?
I think so.
Let me check.
Mm. Mm.
Yep, she's clothed now.
And, hey, man, it's clear out now!
We can go on an adventure!
I don't know, dude.
I think we got all the adventure we need right here with...
Lava on the floor!
Huh?!
Aah! Aah!
My legs are melting!
Just kidding.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Good dog.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪